HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it “Barack Obama.”

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: “Do you really want to get rid of “Barack
Obama?”

6. Firmly Click “Yes.”

7. Feel better?

GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi.